pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

arnazingphil:

hello my baby

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hello my honey

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hello my ragtime gal

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It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise.

fdrswheelchair:

vvildfoxie:

unshadowed:


this seems so perfect

imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you.

I love this photo so much, being so free.

this woman lying in a nasty ass puddle clutching a big gulp and y’all talking about nirvana and shit smh

fdrswheelchair:

vvildfoxie:

unshadowed:

this seems so perfect

imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you.

I love this photo so much, being so free.

this woman lying in a nasty ass puddle clutching a big gulp and y’all talking about nirvana and shit smh

pelucidly:

It’s too hot to be outside, but these flowers are pretty 🌻 (spot the bee 🐝)

pelucidly:

It’s too hot to be outside, but these flowers are pretty 🌻 (spot the bee 🐝)