Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
hello my baby
hello my honey
hello my ragtime gal
It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise.
this seems so perfect
imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you.
I love this photo so much, being so free.
this woman lying in a nasty ass puddle clutching a big gulp and y’all talking about nirvana and shit smh
It’s too hot to be outside, but these flowers are pretty 🌻 (spot the bee 🐝)